a day in the life

superior (mom): no you can't make pizza. vas a cer un cochinero. (you're going to make a mess)
awesome person (me): I am going to make a mess. Then i'm going to clean it up.
*makes a waving gesture. as if she is shooin a fly or something*

dad papi lol: you have to get used to not eating what you want. you're not going to school blah blah. you're going to be one of those bums on the street eating trash.
me: hmmm with fries? I mean flies? mmmm..I can't wait. I can't wait. Do you think I'll get lucky and score some ketchup?
papi: I don't want to talk to you anymore.

I made the pizza and it was delicious.