clever shit i came up with that someone has probably said before.

if they have, i'd like to have dinner with them.
okay, okay, breakfast.

we were asked to make a two page contribution to this documentation of 5th period English class:

do not value being smart. It’s simply a word. A bad word. Heh. It is better to be curious than it is to be smart.

Reading books for the sake of reading is no different than tossing a football around.

EVERYTHING IS AS TRUE AS IT IS FALSE. SOMETIMES.

THE DICTIONARY ISN’T MEANT TO BE DECORATION.

The media is a joke. Learn to laugh.